Rabu, 29 Maret 2017

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♪ (punk rock music) ♪ (ambient jungle noises) (gasps loudly) is this... (squealing and chuckling) yes! queen! oh, is this "anaconda"? i really hope this is the fart parody. (laughing) no, this is not happening. so this is happening. i'm censoring this for myself.

- ♪ unless you got buns, hon ♪- mm-mm. ♪ boy toy named troy ♪ my name is in this though--"a boy toy named troy." me and all my friends, when we saw this, we were just like, "whaaat?" ♪ ...palace, bought me alexander mcqueen ♪ i have no idea what to think about this. ♪ real, real, real ♪ bananas on a turntable,'cause that makes so much sense.

people always talk about this video. i've been trying to avoidwatching it for a reason. oh my god. i don't feel comfortablewatching this with anyone except myself. ♪ by the way, what he say? ♪ ♪ he can tell i ain't missing no meals ♪ ♪ come through and [bleep] 'emin my automobile ♪ ew, stop! why are you-- this is-- no! (sarcastically) wow, that was such subtle

advertisement placement. ♪ my anaconda don't... ♪ - (mouths along)- ♪ my anaconda don't... ♪ (sings along) ♪ my anacondadon't want none ♪ - ♪ unless you got buns, hon ♪- (school bell rings) mom, i'm censoring myself. - (mouths along)- ♪ look at her butt ♪ it's not her real butt.no one's butt can be that big. i never made it this farinto the video, so...

- (chuckles)- ♪ look at her butt ♪ - ♪ look at, look at, look at ♪- this song is great. ♪ this dude named michael ♪ yeah, this is totally how people work out. ♪ ...bigger than a tower,i ain't talking about eiffel's ♪ see, kids shouldn't be hearingthat one lyric right there. apparently i'm working out wrong,because apparently you're supposed to wearless clothes when you work out. ever since this video came out,the world has been changed.

like, this is all anyone talks about. ♪ look at her butt ♪ ♪ my anaconda don't... ♪it's so catchy though. - ♪ ...don't want none ♪- ew. wait, was that the guywho sang, "i like big butts"? this is different than kids react.i was watching frozen things. now i'm watching nicki minaj butt-naked. - ♪ yeah ♪- oh, drake. ♪ he love this fat ass ♪

(minaj laughs maniacally) what was that? - (imitates laughter)- ♪ this one is for my bitches ♪ ♪ with a fat ass in the [bleep] club ♪ i don't even know whythis part is even necessary. some people havethe rolling stones and the beatles. we have "anaconda" and nicki minaj. ♪ [bleep] you if youskinny bitches, what? kyuh! ♪ i'm a skinny bitch.

♪ i got a big fat ass (echoing) ♪ it's pretty well known, nicki.you don't need to tell us. i should have brought holy water today. (laughing) oh my god. ew, too much ass. stop. (chuckles) drake, have you no shame? i'm overwhelmed. i'm overwhelmed. that brought me a lot of joyright there, heh-heh-heh. was it absolutely necessary?you couldn't find anything else?

butts became so big this year. like, literally. (finebros) so what do you thinkof nicki minaj's new song - and music video?- i can't lie. it's very catchy. it's amazing... for obvious reasons. i will say i enjoyed it a little bit. it's a thing that most peoplemy age that are guys would like. there's only one word thatcan describe that video truly, and that is "booty."

so much booty. it's gross. like, it's all just ass. i think it's portraying womenin a really sexist way. it sounds like every otherpop song out there, except for sir mix-a-lot.i like him a lot. at least it goes with the song.it's not just something random. it actually correlates withwhat the song is about. - (finebros) what is this song about?- butts? an anaconda isn't a snake.(cracking up) that's all i know,

and i don't want to really say it. "my [bleep] don't want itunless you got a booty." no one's going to find yousexually appealing if you do not have a big butt. maybe it's a feminist songabout women being in power. (finebros) we have some lyricsthat we'd love for you - to read for us.- fantastic. let's do it. (gasps) "this dude named michaelused to ride motorcycles."

(laughing) this next line. "[bleep] bigger than a tower..."i highly doubt that. "i ain't talkin' about eiffel's." "real country..." blank, blank. "real country ass--" i'm not gonna-- i don't feel comfortable saying that word. "...let me play with his rifle."(laughs) oh my god. "now that bang bang bang. i let him hit it 'cause he slang cocaine."

always a great life choice when the reason you're sleeping with someoneis because they're a drug dealer. "he toss my salad like his name romaine." (bursts out laughing) (cracking up) "he toss my saladlike his name is romaine." that's disgusting! that one's clever, okay?i will give nicki minaj or whoever her writers are that one. it'd be nice if they were this cleverwith a positive message.

my church isn't gonna behappy about this. (cracks up) (finebros) a lot of womenand younger girls not only like her music butalso are inspired by her story, because she's this famous femalerapper who came from nothing. is it okay for her to make a video like this when she has that kindof influence on people? yes. just because people look up to you doesn't mean that you shouldhave to censor yourself

to be what people thinkthat you need to be. she's always been like that, so why would you"controversial" about that now? from coming from nothingto being this big-- like, she's one of the biggestrappers in the world, and she's a girl. showing herself as this character, i don't think it'd be goodin the long run. it's not an okay song to put on the radio,

'cause she's talking aboutreally explicit things. even though they might blur things out, kids are still gonnawatch the music video. what are girls gonna thinkwhen they see this if they want to aspire to bea rapper in the industry? that they have to be naked and make songs just abouttwerking to be successful? (finebros) what do you thinkit does to society when so many female celebritiesdo things like this,

when males are rarely portrayed that way? yeah. it's-- oh. ooh. ouch, that hit a nerve. it kinda bothers in a sense to think, why haven't i thought about this? for me, it's normal now, which also says somethingabout our society, that it is normal for a 14-year-old girlto see nicki minaj do that and be like, "oh, that's normal."

it just makes it even more okayfor everybody else to bring in girls anddo that kind of stuff. i can't even think of a woman who has ever not taken off her clothesto become more famous. magazine covers,you see women in their bikinis. and then you see menin suits, fully clothed. and it's-- what is going on here? how many boobs do you see in movies? but how many [bleep]do you see? like, none.

the only time you seea penis on game of thrones is when they're about to die,and you see boobs all the time. is that fair? no. is it preferred? maybe. there are glimmers of hope here and there where they have a strongfemale protagonist. and it's really interesting. i don't know if you guysheard of the legend of korra. it's, like, a great show.

(finebros) the flip-sideto some of this controversy is people claim that this videois a form of feminism. what? (finebros) it's empowerment. they're flaunting 'cause they want to, and they can do what they want.what is your thoughts on that? it makes sense. like,i can't say that that's wrong. i just don't think that waywas the right way to show that. from a guy's perspective,

it just looks like you'retrying to get attention. it's a yes-and-no question. she's putting herself out there in ways to expose herself the way she wants to, and she's expressing herself.but at the same time she's not, because she's oversexualizedand she's objectified. it's empowering,but it's objectifying. pick one. (finebros) the term"rape culture" has been used to describe our society,saying that we don't even realize

that we're surrounded withthe objectification of women across society, including the media, which some say leads tothe mistreatment of women. it's so true. like, i hate it. i've done some researchabout ads and media oversexualizing women,and it's all very subconscious. we do have thosepreconceptions about women, because it's what we getas an influence when we're young. men think it's just normal to have sex.

how about you teach young men and boys to learn how to respect women? i almost feel like it isbecause of these music videos and culture that shows howthese women have no clothes on. and it just makes men feel likethey're entitled to that body, because they see it all the time. the guys in my grade are, like-- a lot of the times whenthey have a relationship, they always, like, be like, "send nudes.

send nudes 'cause you have to,'cause i'm your boyfriend." when they see something like that, they're probably gonna be like,"oh, if drake can do that, then i can ask for some girl to do it too, because i'm just like drake." we allow it to be mainstreambecause we tend to like it so much, i mean, especially when itcomes to this close-to-nudity. we're allowing it to the extentthat it makes it so okay, when it shouldn't be as okay as it is.

(finebros) so back to the video itself, some people think all thiscontroversy is a big overreaction, because the video is just fun - and it's supposed to be a funny song.- it makes sense. i'll be honest, the first time i heard it, i was hysterically laughing. i feel like people justoverreact over nothing. i guess, but i think there are better ways she could've maybe gone about it.

i feel like if she didn'tgive the lap dance, it would be kind of that sort of idea. all the other times,there was no guys, right? in the music video, it was all girls? they're just thinking,"oh, this is fun. i'm getting views. this is becoming more popular. awesome." but they're not really realizing that guys are stilltreating women as objects. (finebros) so finally,all this being said, yes or no--

is this video appropriate or notfor nicki minaj to have made? no. i think it was appropriate. (chuckling) no. for her, yeah, why not? - no.- no. i don't think that it wouldbe correct to tell her not to make stuff like that. no, she shouldn't have.

yeah, because it's nicki minaj. she's always been like that. please, nicki, (chortles) change.don't let vaatu in. no, it's not okay, just becausei feel like it's just too much. as much as i enjoyed it,it's just too much. thanks for watchingthis episode of teens react. if you want to watch bonusfootage from this episode, make sure to check it outon the react channel. my anaconda don't want none,unless you got a personality.


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♪ (jimmy eat world, "hear you me") ♪ oh, my gosh. i saw this video. oh, amanda todd. i heard about her. oh, no. she flashed them. watch out. okay, that's pretty-- not right.that's pretty creepy. okay, that's really creepy. see, now this is cyberbullying. what a jerk.

♪ i never said thank you for that ♪ ♪ i thought i might get one more chance ♪ dude, this is serious. oh, this is just taking itto a whole new level. then those aren't true friends, girl. yeah, the video itselfwasn't what got to me. what got to me wasthe people in the comments. that really pissed me off. ♪ now i'll never have a chance ♪

♪ may angels... ♪ ♪ (sia furler, "breathe me") ♪ dude, that is really (bleep) up. i would try to helpif i had the chance to. people are cruel, man. people are disgusting. i'm sorry. (finebros) no, don't apologize. so, had you heard aboutamanda todd before watching this?

- yes, i've seen that video.- mm-hmm. i had heard about amanda todd. no. (finebros) do you knowwhat happened to her after this was posted? she killed herself, didn't she? - yeah, she committed suicide.- no. (finebros) she actually killed herself about a month after this video went up.

are you serious? (finebros) she ended upcommitting suicide. and how does it makeyou feel hearing this story and knowing that that happened? it's kind of speechless shocked. i feel like she made two littlemistakes, and that's not fair. that type of stuff gets to me, and i'm not a veryemotional person at all. she felt like her life wasthat bad to where she killed herself.

you know, and... i wish i could just talk to her. it makes me feel like crap. like... everything bad i've ever done to people, like, everything badi've ever said to somebody, it makes me feel likethat really had a bad effect. she's so internet-famous now and whatever, yet other kids who have killed themselves for better reasons than that. like...

like no one gives a (bleep)about them, you know? (finebros) and what do you think of the guy that blackmailed her? i think he should go to jail.that's, like, child pornography. he's a grown man. he shouldn'tbe picking on some teenage girl. that's pretty (bleep) up,knowing that you killed some girl. how could you deal with that? he should be arrestedfor the rest of his life. (finebros) and how do you thinkpeople that were tormenting her

- feel now that she's done this?- i don't know. because i never understood, why would they treat herlike that in the first place? i hope they feel really horrible. i hope they feel like thisfor the rest of their lives. "man, why did i do that to her?why did i hurt her like that? she's gone now. what have i done?" if they don't feel that way, then that means they don't have a heart.

it just depends on the person,how big their pride is. it's like if they letthemselves feel guilty. i don't think they're goingto entirely stop doing it. people still bully evenafter terrible things happen. (finebros) there's still peopleleaving comments like, "i'm glad she's dead and she deserved it." - why are people doing that?- i don't know. when is she gonna see this? are you just doing itfor your own pleasure?

they just want a reaction, and that's what they really feed off of. people like to talk big on the internet. well, i mean, i've seen comments like that just on youtube comments for the videos, like, "oh, yeah, this guyshould kill himself." it's another form of cyberbullying that needs to be monitored by parents, and it's the parents' fault.

they have no repercussionsfor what they do on the internet. they can say anything, and that's why people leavehorrible comments on these videos. they feel like nothing badis gonna happen to them. it's 'cause it doesn't. (finebros) what do you thinkshould happen to the people that would leave commentslike this on people's pages? there's not much to do, you know? they should have their accounts revoked.

they should just havetheir comment box removed. something should happen to them, like some form of punishment, but the reality isnothing is gonna happen. how are they gonna catch all those people? kids find a way around everything. i think that these websitesshould be shut down. you can't blame themthat this is happening. they have no control over it,

but they're providingthe resources to let it happen. (finebros) and what about the restof what she went through, how she had to keep transferring schools, but the bullying followed her everywhere? man, people are cruel. i feel so bad for her. i can't even imagine the feeling of not being about to escape something. high school students,you know, they feel weak,

so they pick on people weaker than them so they can at least have some power, and they find an easy target like someone who alreadyhas past problems, and they make it worsewithout realizing that that has very bad consequences. (finebros) some people have said that she deserves someof what happened to her because of the choices that she made.

- what do you think about that?- well, everyone makes mistakes. all these mean-heartedpeople are over here like, "she deserved it." no, she didn't. you can justify what they're saying, but, at the same time,it's like, calm down. just give the girl a little bitof respect and decency. she's just a kid. she doesn'treally know any better. the whole point in life isyou're gonna learn by messing up, and if she keeps messing upand you keep telling her,

"oh, you're never gonna get better," she's gonna start to thinkthat life's never gonna get better. (finebros) at any point during hergoing through all of this, what do you think could havebeen done to help her? she just really needed a friend. somebody could've stood up for her. i would've stood up for her. her friends could not have abandoned her. just accept the fact that they did itand be their friend again.

in school, they want youto talk to your teachers, the principal, your parents, but it's tough finding someonewho can actually understand, because they're notgoing through it. you are. (finebros) do you haveany personal experience - with being bullied or teased?- yeah. in middle school, i was in theater.i was a theater kid. people would call it "gay." even if i was gay, which i'm not,but it's like, even if i was,

how would my sexual orientationaffect you in the slightest? now that "gay" has become a slur,it's just another hateful thing that people can say to hurt a person, even though it really shouldn't be. i've been made fun ofin school for a lot of things, called "gay," "short," "stupid," "ugly." racist remarks sometimes. i used to be kinda overweight back then, and people used tocall me "fat" and stuff.

as a kid, i was really-- i was just trying to fit in so hard, because i didn't really have any friends. they saw that i was trying hard,and they just kinda... like, dismissed me. and then, because they did that, i started getting really mean to everyone. it was around seventh and eighth grade. none of the boys would date me

because they said i had the bodyof an eight-year-old little boy. and i laugh about it now because-- i also cry about it too. i couldn't help it, you know? it's just... it's just mean howthey would even say that. when i got to high school,stuff about boys didn't really matter. but stuff online got a little bit worse. you're gonna have it your whole life no matter what shape or form it is.

i don't get picked on anymore, but then i see peoplewho pick on other people, and at one point in my life, i also went throughan amount of depression, and i managed to get through it. seeing stuff like that, knowing that i've been throughit at one point in my life, it really pisses me off. karma will bite them in the ass one day,

and it'll be awesome. (chuckles) (finebros) what do you doto keep yourself going - and not let it get you down?- well, i mean, it hurts, but i don't make a big deal about it. i just kind of keep it inside, and then write about itso i can get out my emotions. i mean, writing is a great tool. you just talk abouthow you feel to yourself. i'm glad i have my mom and my dad,because they help me a lot.

as much as a lot of kidshate to go to their parents, your parents knowwhat they're talking about. i just kind of ignored it.like, i know life's gonna get better. four years is justa tiny percent of your life. i usually just make a joke out of it. i don't need to fit in, you know?i don't care about you guys. i'm gonna go off on my own and do my own thing that makes me happy. high school is awful,

and i'm always goingto remember it as awful, but it's something i'm goingto get past, and i'm fine with that. (finebros) and why do some teensend up considering suicide as the answer whenthis bullying happens to them? they feel like they haveno hope left. no friends. nothing else to live for, i guess. as opposed to letting yourself cry and letting yourself feelthose emotions, it's just done. you can just end it yourself.

this is the biggestmajority of their life, it's all they remember, and they think their lifeis never gonna get better, 'cause this is allthey know, so they end it. with the internet posts onfacebook, twitter, anything, it gets around. it will start at the school,it will spread through the school, then it will go to the internetand it will spread to everybody. when people say things just out loud,

people will eventually forget about it, but if it's on the internet,so many people see it so fast. it just stacks on top of each other,and it doesn't go away. and then they tryto talk to adults about it, and then the adultsjust try to brush it off like nothing's really wrong,so they feel like there's no hope. (finebros) some adults saythat bullying has always been there and it's just kids being kids.what do you think about that? i mean, i kinda thinkbullying has gotten overrated.

what are they thinking? oh, my god. they shouldn't be telling their kids that. it's not like a rite of passagethat you pass through, 'cause, like amanda todd,you can take your own life. it's a serious topic.it's not kids being kids. bullying should be somethingpresented in congress. if we treated it likewe treat drugs or alcohol, it would be so much different. (finebros) when it comesto the internet, how can kids

and parents help each othermake the situation better? i think the most important thing is that kids and teens need to telltheir parents when they get bullied, because the parentscan do something about it. parents could get more involvedand actually make facebooks and friend their kids or something, so that they know what isgoing on with their kids. i think it's better just to startwhen they're younger and train them to always be open with you

and just always talk to youso you always know what's going on. no matter how mucha parent's gonna tell their kid, "oh, be careful of this,be careful of that," they're just gonna go and do it anyway,because they wanna see-- you know, they're just curious. it's like an iceberg, what parents know. they see this part of the internet, and this involves myspace and facebookand youtube and google+, but then once you actually breach

this little wall of the internet, it's this huge thing thatinvolves sites like 4chan, which are these insaneplaces that are really-- they can be hilariously funny, seriously just completely (bleep) up. parents think they knowwhat it is about the internet. they think they know aboutthe internet. they have no idea. (finebros) and what kindsof things has your school specifically done to educatethe students about bullying?

we actually havea lot of stuff in my school. we have an anti-bully club. they actually have a little club, and they try to stop people from bullying. there will be people out there, and if they see some type of bullying, they'll go up to him and be like,"hey, was that necessary?" (finebros) do you think it's working? not really, 'cause i'm gettingmade fun of till this day.

at the beginning of the year,they kind of talk about it, and when there's big stuff like this that's going around and that'spretty viral, they talk about it, but other than that, it's notreally brought up in schools, which sucks, because everybody thinks that there's so muchthat gets done for it, and there really isn't. it really feels like you're aloneand nobody cares. (finebros) do you thinkthat bullying can ever truly stop?

- is there a full answer?- possibly. if they were just startto notice the bullies, take them, and blow them up,then it would stop. (finebros) and if anyonewas watching that was a bully and was someonethat torments people online, - what would you say to them?- you're a dick. it doesn't make you look cool. you just look like a douche-licker. you guys are the people that i hate.

i try to be a peaceful person, but those are the people that i hate. end the chain with you. if you're a bully and you stop being mean and you try to be nice to people, you can be the examplethat others live by. (finebros) and what would you sayto someone who is being bullied or considering suicideand might be watching this? this is so cliche,but it does really get better.

tupac said a great thing. he said, "you got to keep your head up." stay strong. it's okay. i know it seems like the end of the world. katy perry says in that song, "after a hurricane,there's always a rainbow." honestly, you can get through it. when it comes down to it, you're in charge of who you areand what you do, not them.

you need to tell someoneif you are feeling that way. everyone goes through this. and i mean everyone goes through bullies, so don't feel like you'rethe only one out there. set a goal and make it a long-term goal or something that you look forward to. there's so many beautiful moments in life. this is just a tiny period of your life, and you have so muchto live for. it's amazing.

if i let that bully get ahold of me, then i wouldn't be 3,000 milesacross the country filming with the fine brotherson "teens react"! believe in yourselfand everything will go fine. suicide is not the answer,'cause even if you feel like there's nothing for youto live for anymore, there always is. it'll be okay.

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hi, i'm hp and this is a review of the album"savages" by breathe carolina. this album is fairly new. it came out in april of thisyear. this is electronic music. i'm not really usually into electronic music but what gotme there was ghost town. their stuff is big, powerful, and there's so much rock to it.then i was like, "okay. i enjoy this. maybe i can enjoy some other electronic music."and ghost town went on tour with breathe carolina and i thought i was gonna get to go to the"we are savages tour" but they didn't have any dates close enough to me. so, i didn'tgo. i got the album then. i didn't listen to it a ton until i found out they were gonnabe on "warped tour." this is different from what i usually listen to. the first trackis "bury me" i love this song. you guys can

laugh at me if you want to but i swear, itreminds me of michael jackson. i'm not saying it sounds like something that michael jacksonwould do. i'm saying there are spots in this song that trigger my mind to michael jackson.and i'm good with that cause he was a good musician. the lyrics are good, which, in someof their songs, i'm not really a fan of the lyrics. but in this one, they're good. "sellouts"is good it's got some good rock to it. it's probably because their feature is a metalartist. i like the song in general i'm happy with the lyrics. they're kind of just like"screw you" throughout the whole song. those songs have their place in my mind and i liketo listen to them sometimes. so, that's probably one of the ones that i enjoy more on thisalbum. "shots fired" is really good. it's

a slower track. it talks about a few things.one of the things that it brings up is words. how words can hurt people and it's talkingabout being in an argument and how you're shooting with your words. you know, you'reshooting people with your words. you're saying things that are hurtful that you shouldn't.you're going places that you shouldn't go with your words. i found it to be one of themore deep songs on this album. most of this album is pretty shallow, to be honest. andi'm fine with that. i'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. that music has itsplace. i thoroughly enjoy this album but it is a more shallow album. it's something forradio, really. "collide" is okay. "please don't say" is okay. it's about meeting backup with somebody that you used to be in a

relationship with that didn't work out andit's alright but "shadows" is by far my favorite track on this album. i-i'm not gonna lie.the song is about sex. okay? uh sorry if that offends you. but it's put together reallywell. i like the way it sounds. i like the lyrics. i like everything about this song.i'm pretty sure it's my favorite. "shadows" "savages" and "bury me" are my 3 favoritetracks on this album. i could probably listen to those three on repeat for a while. they'reall three really good. "shadows" is about sex, so if you don't like to hear songs aboutsex, stay away from it. "savages" is great. it sounds great. it sounds like fun. "chasinghearts" is good. i actually like it a lot. it's kind of shallow too but it sounds good."i don't know what i'm doing" has the best

drop in it. i just love it. okay? that onepart in the song, i love. the rest of it drives me nuts. i can't stand it. cause it's stupid.i'm sorry, but that song is stupid. "i don't know what i'm doing, but i know how to doit." "mistakes" is good. basically saying, "screw you. i'm gonna do what i want. i'mgonna make mistakes." and whatever. as a whole, this album sounds really good. most of itis really shallow and about nothing important with the exception of a few songs. like, "shotsfired" is a deeper song and "please don't say" is probably but i don't care for thatsong. i've really been enjoying listening to this album, which is why i decided to doa review on it. i'm really happy with it, it sounds really good. but don't go see themlive. do yourself the favor and don't go see

them live. the dude cannot carry a tune ina bucket live. it's really disappointing. if you really love this band and you reallylove this album, it will ruin it if you go see them live. if they are always like theywere... they put on a good show, it's good to watch, it's fun to participate, not soeasy on the ears. that's just me being honest and hate me for it if you want. i don't care.i saw 5 bands at "warped" and that was the only set that i was disappointed in and theywere one of the bigger bands. but in their defense, they do a lot of shows, so maybethis just wasn't one of their best. i don't know. but i wouldn't go see them again liveunless there was another band there that i wanted to see. all in all it's a good album.sounds good. it's not very deep. so, don't

expect it to be. that wraps up my thoughtson "savages" the breathe carolina album. it isn't even a year old yet. it's a good album.they're on the radio. oh i forgot "blackout" i didn't talk about "blackout" but everybody'sheard that song. if i had to choose songs on the album to pull off of the album to puton a playlist, which, i have, i would pick "bury me," "sellouts," "shadows," "savages,"and maybe "chasing hearts" those are probably the best 5 off of the album in my opinion.no! "bury me," "sellouts," "shots fired," "shadows," and "savages" and "chasing hearts"is pretty good too. but those are my favorite 5 off the album. my very favorite i thinkis "shadows" i think. it's hard to pick between "bury me," "shadows," and "savages" i reallylike all 3 of those. there ya go. i love you

guys and i will see you on tuesday for "musicalquestions" bye!

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asking alexandria albuns

asking alexandria albuns

i think i know whatâ´s coming it's so calm before the storm and i know i can't keep runnin there' a light out in the water all that lost souls ever see claimin broken men like me so i run, i run to you i run, i run to you when the daylights gone, i run to you

when the bottle consumes the soul i run to you

asking alexandria albums

asking alexandria albums

i wouldn't hold my breathif i was you cause' i'll forget but i'll neverforgive you don't you know, don't you know? true friends stab youin the front (bridge) somebody knows they can't no wonder they don't want youback you explain itthen, detective

it's just kids my horses have noheads kids don't do this you think thisis about us? not us, son this is abouther they leave a message? just like last time in thebarn it's funny how things work out such a bitterirony like a kick right to the teeth it fell apartright from the start but i

couldn't even see theforest for the trees (i'm afraid you asked for this)you got a lot of nerve but not a lot of spine youmade your bed when you worried about mine thisends now i wouldn't hold my breath if i was youcause i'll forget but i'll never forgive you don'tyou know, don't you know? true friends stab you inthe front i wouldn't hold my breath if i was you youbroke my heart & there's nothing you can do andnow you know, now you know

true friends stab you inthe front it's kind of sad cause what we had well itcould have been something i guess it wasn't meant tobe so how dare you try and steal my flame just causeyours faded well hate is gasoline a fire fuellingall my dreams (i'm afraid you asked for this) yougot a lot of nerve but not a lot of spine you madeyour bed when you worried about mine this ends now drinking again are we?

what do you want? it's time we had atalk, don't you think? it's just that i saw yourdaughter last week she look like she'd hurtherself kids hurt themselves but she's safe? we don't want her to gomissing as well are you trying to say something? you fucker

not again you're joking right? when will you learn thatit had nothing to do with me? your marriage endedbecause of you you lost her all on your own ok it was me and you came to the rescue well now you lost her didn't you?

but you still have something so have you a fucking screw loose i've figured you out tom i wouldn't hold my breath if i was you causei'll forget but i'll never forgive you don't youknow, don't you know? true friends stab you inthe front you can run but you can't hide time won'thelp you cause karma has

no deadline you can runbut you can't hide time won't help you cause karmahas no deadline what the fuck? what! i was talking about themarks you gave her i know it's you, you bastard why else would i find her hidingat the old station i wouldn't hold my breath if i was you cause i'llforget but i'll never

true friends stabyou in the front and now you know, now youknow true friends stab you in the front and now youknow, now you know true friends stabyou in the front

asking alexandria album the black

asking alexandria album the black

good morrow, and welcome to judging by thecover. forsooth. where we'll be judging... defender of the crown. which i would like to confirm right away isnot a porn game. by the cover. now, i know what you're thinking. of course defender of the crown isn't a porngame, yahtzee croshaw. it's as everybody knows a landmark strategygame released for the commodore amiga in 1986.

well, listener, apparently that wasn't madeentirely clear to whoever designed the box. first of all, get a load of that lady drapedover the armoured bloke's horse, wearing the crown that presumably has gotten all thesedefenders in a tizzy. at first glance, i thought her eyes were glowingwhite pupils on a purple background because she's possessed by satan. then i zoomed closer and realised, oh, she'sjust got her eyes shut and is wearing two spadefuls of eyeshadow. making her eyelids officially the most dressedpart of her. one bump on the road and that outfit goesfrom "off the shoulder" to "off the clitoris".

the last time i saw a cleavage like that,i endeavoured to mine it for rare ore deposits. this is the pc version, and the interestingthing about the nes version is that it's exactly the same scene but entirely redrawn for noapparent reason unless the artist on the localisation team was trying to look busy for the managementconsultants. you'll note that princess helplesstits isa lot more engaged with her surroundings in this version, as she reacts with terror ather captor's upraised weapon. probably because of what's going on with theshaft, there. take off the axe part of the weapon and what'sleft looks like it's been designed for very suspect purposes indeed.

interestingly, while the human charactershave been redrawn to look respectively more human, more scary and less like an angry dadat his kid's football game, the horses have transitioned to the nes cover largely unchanged. the white one looking surprised and going"oh, howard, why are you wearing that tinfoil hat?" and the brown one going "gah western democracyis a sham open your eyes people!" that's all very well, yahtzee, but what wasall that about mistaking the game for porn? so far your only evidence is a knobbly shaftand a woman who looks like she just spent the whole afternoon making use of one.

well, i haven't shown you the back of thebox, yet. let's start with the blurb. "cinemaware is adult entertainment." that draws a pretty firm line under the matterfor me, but let's keep analysing. "a revolutionary new genre that pulls youemotionally into the story and characters." yeah, i'd like to get pulled emotionally intoher. wahey the lads. in keeping with the whole 'cinemaware' conceit,the back of the box is made to resemble a cinema facade, with the screenshots arrangedlike they're posters designed by someone with

no imagination whatsoever. the ones on the left depict firstly a hotlady and secondly the exact moment in the cinemax film when stock saxophone music startsplaying. the other set of screenshots are a littlemore abstract. firstly, some men blowing very very long horns. secondly, a metaphorical image of the redcoatsstorming the gates. now take a look at the bloke buying a ticket. what a fucking class act we've got here - singlet,shorts and flip-flops. i know visiting the cinema isn't the grandsocial occasion it was in the early 20th century

but at least put some proper shoes on, thosefloors ain't sticky for nowt. clearly this is a somewhat downmarket theatrethat exclusively shows content of a quite family unfriendly nature. i mean, the guy's already got an anticipatoryhard-on so pronounced it's pulling the fabric of his shorts straight up his bum crack. no wonder april o'neil has shown up to getthe undercover scoop on this den of vice. oh, incidentally, nice job trying to coverup the name of the film from the original photo. i certainly can't tell that it originallyread 'running scared', probably the 1986 billy

crystal vehicle. i've seen captchas that were harder to makeout than that. but speaking of making out, let's get backto the blurb. the second paragraph is mainly going on aboutcharging steel and clashing steeds and all that bollocks but it does remember to bookendthe text with references to lusty wenches and many a beautiful damsel. but then in the very first bullet point wetalk about rescuing our lady, singular, so either all that lusty wenches talk was misleadingus or we're a philandering bastard and that norman prison will seem quite rosy after shegets us home and looks inside our breeches.

also, note the promise of easy-to-use mouseor joystick controls with no typing required. we are literally advertising that this gamecan be played one-handed. and if you want one last piece of sizzlingeroticism from this cover, look no further than that gorgeous sex pot in the lower right. "hello ladies," growls master designer kellynbeeck. "you know what they say. once you go beeck, you'll be back. within the week."