Senin, 08 Mei 2017

asking alexandria patch

asking alexandria patch

khushi infotech youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx1yuadttfu chase: ...and i'll punch you in the bell..ly mart: no one has ever said such sweet things to me before...hug, hug... okay..hug, hug it... hug it...hug it... hug it out! *fgteev intro* whats up, everybody? it's fgteev chase, and today i'm with fgteev mart, 'cause he's not feeling good. mart: "hey, everybody!"

chase: they're not gonna be on the video so..i'm just gonna be on video. you're gonna be watchin' my game play... 'cause i'm gonna show you where i work, *sniffle*' today on minecraft we're going to a grocery store!!! (air horn sounds) here we go... ...so we're getting out of my car... hi!

hey. welcome to my grocery store! oh oh. mart: oh, sorry. i usually punch first time customers. chase: why? *punches* mart: ah...because..they're so cute, and i like to punch cute things. mart: *(punch, punch)* *punching intensifies* fgteev duddy: ooooooo...this place is nice! ...and so big! i bet there's uh...bunches and bunches of bananas in here! oh! hello neighbor! *punch* "ah!"

...so anyways...uh, have a look around.... what's this? *looks at wall* mart: lemme know what you need to buy... ...oh, there's a trampoline. oh, that's cool!..why is there're no groceries? well sometimes...you know...we run out. but we put some trampolines in some aisles, ...and if you jump really high...you should be able to find some uh...some, some groceries. chase: food? mart: ...some, some groceries. yeah, some food on top of the shelves

chase: oh, whoa...great....ouch! yes! ouch! yes. mart: why are you banging your head? get off of the trampoline! chase: wha...aw.... i fell!!! why'd you do this so hard?!?! chase: *(reviews a memory)* *why is there no groceries???* mart: let's go ask the baker... hey, baker....is there any food....in my grocery store? because we have our first customer...ever! today!!! the baker answers: i just bake the bread...you're the boss. oh... um, he said there's...oh excuse me you can't be back here...this is the cashiers station.

chase: "oh, okay...goodbye. mart: "look over there. that's where we have our frozen fish, chicken, beef, nostril..." chase: "eeeew-ah!!! get out of heeere!!! reviewing a memory...mart's voice - reads..."we are the only store in town that sells frozen nostril..." get out of here, because you have gross things, okay? you don't like frozen nostril? no! i hate these things! mart: "stop that." chase: "okay.....gosh!" chase: "why you have to be so mean to me?" whoa! whoa! oh, i made it!! there's no food anywhere.....i don't see it.... why is there no food here?!?!

mart: "um, aw this...we're supposed to have french fries in this aisle, and cotton...cotton...candy... i think that's what that is.... there should be potatoes in this aisle....no potatoes... chase: oh, whoa...great uh...can i come up there with you? um...sure! come on! mart: oh, thank you. um...the food!!! mart: where? ...ya found food? where? i didn't think i had food in here. gimme some food, 'kay? gimme some food... ...gimme some food. mart: oh...i know! i had cake...you could have some cake. hey, uh...y-you can't be behind that counter...you have to go wait out here. wait for the baker...

mart: go out there...you're contaminating the cake! let me jump on your head! mart: okay! ghaaash!!!baker! baker...where are you? baker... *hissing noise" baker...where's the baker? hey! you can't be back here....are ye, are you stealing? no! ...no, no, no...why would i do that? *(hissing noise)* baker...where's the baker? hey! no! ...no, no, no...why would i do that? you can't be back here....are you...are you stealing? chase: no! ...no, no, no! why would i do that? mart: fall in there! *(pointing to hole in floor)* fall down there...

...people who steal, end up down there. well, i'm not going down there, because...(pause)...i didn't steal your stuff, okay? ... mart: hey! . mart: quit baking the cupcakes...or your going to the special, "stealer hole", for thieves! chase: "aaaah!" mart: "do ya wanna go down there?" hey, there's you! mart: you can't come into my place. ...and steal all my snacks! chase: "aaaaaah!"

mart: "don't touch that! "you touched my pumpkin pie! i'll smack you with a pumpkin pie"... mart: "you're making me........you're making me break my own mart"... mmmmmm...i'll have some more stuff to eat!...... "ah!" mart: "oh, baker....what are you doing in there, baker?" "why are you in the bargain bin?...you're not for sale!" "get out of there, baker! go! get out.........baker!" get back there, we need assistance in aisle...bakery!

go! ...you're free!!! chase: "oooh, more food...thank you!" mart: are you eating the cooked nostril? that's for display purposes only!! baker! where's the baker? you know what, baker? i'll do the job myself. *(punt)* .........go in there, baker! bye, bye baker! *(pushes baker into the dark hole in the floor)* ... baker yells as he falls down the abyss.... ha ha ha ha!....alright, i'm back. the baker is...he's out to lunch.....permanently. where's all the food? dude! chase: "i know it...all right everybody we need food, we're low on food. the whole grocery..."

"where is everybody?" "hello!! hello!!!" where's all the nostrils? employees!...workers! "somebody?" ..."truck delivery men?" chase: "i don't hear him saying anything. i'm gonna go check the cash register. "he's got a lot of money!" "don't tell him that i stole his money!" ...mart: "where is everybody? i hire one person for the whole grocery store, and he cant manage? preposterous!" "you moved! you moved...what where you doing? "i can smell where you have been...

"wait a sec...picking up a scent trail... "why is it leading to the cash? "where you in my cash register?"